1 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:47,390 Hey, it's Mary! 2 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,253 Come on! 3 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:03,740 What's she sayin'? She says she wants breakfast. 4 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,942 Tell her we'll bring it as soon as we shave and dress. 5 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,978 That's a dot... Dot... 6 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:09,279 Dash-dash... Dash-dash... 7 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:10,347 Dot-dot... Dot... 8 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:11,714 Hey, cut it out, will you? 9 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,283 Does my head look like a steam pipe? 10 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,085 No, a steam pipe hasn't got ears! 11 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,686 Besides, what are you beepin' about? 12 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:19,389 All I did was hit you like this. 13 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,490 It was harder than that. 14 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:23,593 Well, at the most, it was only like this. 15 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,395 It was much harder than that. 16 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,931 I'll show you. 17 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,232 See? 18 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,469 Take it easy, kid. 19 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:35,338 Hey, hey, hey. 20 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:37,573 Break it up, you guys. We gotta go to work. 21 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:38,942 Mary's waiti" for breakfast. 22 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:41,544 We gotta shave, and you guys are playing games. 23 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,213 Shut up. 24 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,649 Oh! 25 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,807 Come on, you. 26 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:00,419 Hike! Hike! 27 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,666 Hike! 28 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,607 Right. 29 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,894 Your face is too sharp. 30 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,602 Hurry up with those hot towels. 31 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,493 Hot towels, comin' up. 32 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:44,907 Oh. 33 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,077 Oh. 34 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:48,445 Towel! 35 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,280 Towel! 36 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,104 Towel! 37 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,856 Shampoo! Shampoo! 38 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,525 Powder! Powder! 39 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:05,650 Take a powder. Go on. 40 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,300 Nice, beautiful talcum powder. 41 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,768 Schlemiel number 8. 42 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:36,759 Hey, hurry up with Mary's breakfast, you guys. 43 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:38,694 Oh, I gotta have a mixing bowl. 44 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,263 Ah. Let's see... 45 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:41,597 Eh, too small. 46 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:44,800 This'll do... 47 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:49,672 What stupid, imbecilic fool put that u...? I did. 48 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,029 Oh, am I dumb. 49 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,177 You lamebrain! Fried eggs? 50 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:56,679 Mary likes 'em scrambled! 51 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,183 I ought to mash you like a potato. 52 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:05,555 Hey, Moe, where'd you get the sunglasses? 53 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,525 I bought 'em. Get outta here and get busy. 54 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,126 I'll take care of this. 55 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,262 Let me see now. The coffee grinder. 56 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,264 Yeah. 57 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:16,066 There we are. 58 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,034 Ah. The old lard. 59 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,735 Ha, ha. 60 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:23,206 Yes, sir. 61 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,375 One... 62 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:28,311 two... 63 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:30,280 three... 64 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:32,571 That's fine. 65 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,940 Hen-fruit! 66 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,696 Now I'll scrabble them. 67 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,483 Go on, nitwit. Set that table up 68 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,251 so Mary can have her breakfast. Hurry up. 69 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,519 All right. 70 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:14,346 Go on. Get outta here. I'm goin', I'm goin'. 71 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,387 Oh. 72 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,124 Oh, yeah? 73 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:36,679 Oh, gettin' to be a wise guy, huh? 74 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,047 There you are. 75 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,837 There you a... 76 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,057 Uh, you jockhead. 77 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:02,872 What's the matter with you? 78 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,007 This thing is haunted. Every time I lift the legs, 79 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,643 they jump back. You're an imbecile. 80 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,611 There's nothin' wrong with it, I'll show you. 81 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:10,313 One, two, 82 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,014 three, four. 83 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,216 Now get this table set. 84 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,684 Go on. Cut it out. 85 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,886 Funny, you stay up for him. 86 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:20,823 Oh. 87 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,828 Oh, my finger! Where's my finger? 88 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,297 Where's my finger?! 89 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:29,932 Oh, there it is. Oh, a wise guy, eh? 90 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,578 Remember, no tricks. 91 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,946 Wait'll you see what we got for breakfast this morning. 92 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,781 Nice cold hotcakes smothered in vinegar. 93 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:48,551 Come in. 94 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,919 How do you do? 95 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,455 I'm the new adjuster from the Calamity Insurance Company. 96 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,757 How do you do? Oh, so you're the crook 97 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,326 that's been holdin' out on this kid. 98 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,394 Everybody knows that you owe her dough. 99 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,162 Why don't you pay her? She's a cripple. 100 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,931 Come on, now, start somethin'. 101 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,399 Bop you, that's what I ought to do. 102 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,134 Why, I'll give it to you good, boy. 103 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,269 Shoot one that way. 104 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,137 You know, I just... Shoot one that way. 105 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,372 Whoa, boy. 106 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:11,907 What are you gonna do about it? 107 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,276 Where is he? Oh. 108 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,544 You're gettin' smart, eh? 109 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,546 Oh, a little harder, eh? 110 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,681 Oh, a wise guy. 111 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:20,516 So you meant it, eh? 112 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:23,986 Cut out this nonsense. 113 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:26,389 Now, never mind that insurance crook, Mary. 114 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,758 We got a job, we'll earn enough money for your operation 115 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,126 and you'll walk again. 116 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,729 We're working for the Garden theater, pasting up posters. 117 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,897 And we better get to work before we get fired. 118 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,031 Oh, you're in a hurry, eh? 119 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:38,568 All right, open that door, mister! 120 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:40,336 Get goin'. All right. 121 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,771 Come on. 122 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,579 Why we have so many rehearsals, I don't know. 123 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,114 The insurance companies are all alike. You don't tell me. 124 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,938 They're liable. They're liable not to... 125 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:58,488 Oh. 126 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,656 Don't get excited, miss. 127 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,714 Wait a minute. There you are. 128 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,996 There you are, toots. Good as new. 129 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,565 Well, you eat it. 130 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:10,733 Come on, Mary. 131 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:12,402 Always causing trouble. 132 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:14,637 Oh, shut up. Come on. 133 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:18,296 Wow. 134 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,168 We better change our clothes. 135 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:36,091 Which one of you slammed that door shut? 136 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:37,159 Not me. 137 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,395 Say, maybe a cyclone did it. 138 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,831 Yeah, maybe it just blow shut like this. 139 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,766 Yeah. 140 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:44,867 Was it like that? 141 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,136 Yeah, it was exactly like... Ow! 142 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,471 Hey, what's the idea? 143 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,673 Come on, get dressed! All right, I'll get dressed. 144 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,542 Wait a minute, wait... 145 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,176 There's no room for all... 146 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:59,048 Now, behave yourself. Get dressed. 147 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,484 Say, did you guys slam that door? 148 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,653 Yeah. What about it? 149 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,521 Nothing, you can slam it any time you like. 150 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,019 Come in. 151 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,737 Hiya, boss. Hey, boss. 152 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,672 Look at those headlines. 153 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:25,475 "During daylight robbery, nets bandits $50,000. 154 00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:28,143 "Huge reward offered for captured gunmen. 155 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,312 Police rounding up suspects." 156 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:31,748 Hey, boss. I'm scared. 157 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,984 That big fat cop got a good look at us as we made our getaway. 158 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,587 Relax, we're in show business. No one would suspect 159 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:40,155 the Great Svengarlic and his troop. 160 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:43,125 Right, and we're all set to knock off 161 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,794 the Gottrox Jewelry Company. 162 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,263 In 15 minutes the Gottrox Company closes for lunch. 163 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,331 I'll do my hypnotic act in front of the theater 164 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,434 to attract the crowd and occupy the cops 165 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,403 while you boys blow up the safe. 166 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:56,005 Now, this is the plan. 167 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:59,842 Oh! Oh! 168 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,477 Oh! Oh! 169 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,045 Why you... 170 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:06,982 I hear bells. 171 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,017 Jingle bells? 172 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,184 Cowbells. 173 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,020 Let's try for jingle bells. 174 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:13,956 Still cowbells. 175 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,090 I'll fix that. 176 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,360 I hear 'em, I hear 'em! 177 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,830 Jingle bells, Jingle bells! 178 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,165 Let's hurry and get these posters up. 179 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,667 Yeah, we're late now. 180 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:25,835 Hey, Larry. Did you... Oh! 181 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,236 What's the matter with you? Oh! 182 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,337 What's the matter with me? 183 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,005 Oh! What's goin' on? 184 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:31,607 Why, you nitwit, you! 185 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,676 Get busy or I'll pulverize you. Go on! 186 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,377 All right! I'm the only guy 187 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,535 that does anything around here. 188 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,798 Why, you... 189 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,700 You nitwit, you! 190 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:58,901 What's the matter with you? 191 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,002 Give me that brush. 192 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,471 You're absolutely useless. 193 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,939 Hey... 194 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,875 I'm sorry, kid. Why don't you look 195 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,744 what you're doin'? I said I'm sorry, so shut up! 196 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,245 Go on, get that thing up 197 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,214 or I'll knock your brains out! All right. 198 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,816 Hurry up. Okay, don't be a... 199 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,718 Line 'er up! I got it... 200 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,642 There we go. 201 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:24,694 Okay. "Here this week, the Great Hypnotist Svengarlic. 202 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,251 He'll steal your breath away." 203 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,001 I tell you it's gonna work. 204 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:35,037 All I need is someone to hypnotize. 205 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,606 Hey. 206 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:39,208 Hey, wait a minute. I got an idea. 207 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,543 You? Yeah. 208 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,778 Maybe we can get this Svengarlic to hypnotize Mary 209 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:43,980 and make her walk. 210 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,348 Ah, that hypnotism stuff is the bunk. 211 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,251 I'll bet I can hypnotize you and make you do anything. 212 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,521 For instance, look me in the eye. 213 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,457 Hocus, pocus, pocus, hocus. Alacadabra. 214 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:56,792 Tsk. 215 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,583 Tsk. Tsk. 216 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,465 You are now in New York. 217 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,334 I am now in New York. 218 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,604 You are now in Sing Sing. 219 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,040 I am now in Sing Sing. 220 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,475 You are now in Boston. 221 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,811 I am now in Sing Sing. 222 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,414 You can't get this guy outta Sing Sing. 223 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,215 Good, that's just where he belongs. 224 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,186 "That's where he belongs", eh? 225 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,288 I'll tear you limb-from-limb. 226 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,925 Just what the doctor ordered. 227 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,195 I'm sick and tired of this nonsense, so cut it out. 228 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,931 I hope you numbskulls are convinced 229 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,632 that this hypnotism is a fake. 230 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,901 You are wrong, my friends. 231 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,037 Look me in the eye, straight in the eye. 232 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,205 In the eye. 233 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,996 In the eye. 234 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,087 Ladies and gentlemen, 235 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,790 the Great Svengarlic will now demonstrate 236 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:05,327 the most amazing manifestation of hypnotism ever performed. 237 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,396 Watch that flagpole on the insurance building 238 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,452 across the street. 239 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:14,236 You are still under my spell. 240 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,306 Come out. Come out. 241 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,531 Walk out on the flagpole. 242 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:28,017 Walk. Walk. Stop! 243 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,452 You will now start dancing. 244 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,944 Dance. Dance. 245 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,581 - Light it. - Dance. Dance. 246 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,600 Dance. Dance. 247 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:48,292 Dance. That's the way. Dance. 248 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,744 Good grief! Svengarlic has been injured. 249 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:57,146 Speak to me. Svengarlic, say somethin'. 250 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,530 The boys are up on the flagpo... The boys. 251 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:05,043 Hey! What's that crowd doin' down there? 252 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,295 Let go of my legs! Let go of my legs! 253 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,997 What do you think, I got wings? 254 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,633 You don't let go, I'll hit you on the head with this flagpole! 255 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,434 I'm slippin'! Shemp, hold still. 256 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,303 I'll spit on my hands and get a new hold. 257 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,805 I... Whoa! 258 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,073 No! 259 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,482 Ah! Hey, Moe! 260 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,417 What's goin' on? I feel a draft! 261 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,888 Moe! 262 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,589 Hey, Moe! 263 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,425 Where are you? You're inside-out! 264 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,196 Moe. Moe, don't move. 265 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,867 How you doin'? Okay. 266 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,703 You up? Oh. Oh. 267 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,064 Well, if it ain't the bank bandits. 268 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,565 Bank bandits? 269 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,000 They tried to kill us. 270 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,701 You captured them, that's what counts. 271 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,103 And the reward for these robbers 272 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,704 is a real handsome one, I'll tell you. 273 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,373 Come along, here. 274 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,042 Did you hear that? Reward. 275 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,643 Now Mary can have her operation. 276 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,045 Let's go and tell her. Yeah. 277 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,612 Good. Will she be happy to hear that. 278 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,070 Oh! 279 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,486 Doggone it!